Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Arguing Amputees

A guy with no arms is arguing with a guy with no legs...who wins the argument?

The guy with no arms becasue the other guy doesn't have a leg to stand on!

So the guy with no arms starts bragging about winning. He says, "I can't beat you anytime!".

The guy with no legs replies, "Oh yeah? You and what army?

Why is it always these thoughts that start my day? Why can't I just grope around for coffee like

everyone else?

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