The More You Know...

This is a Public Service Announcement. The following people are shining examples of what NOT to be.

1. Governor of California, Arnold Schwartzeneggar, believes that: "Gay marriage should be somehting between a man and a woman" If you don't understand what's wrong with that, I don't understand what's wrong with you.

2. People who own guns have a higher murder rate. No shit! Thank whatever god we pray to that we don't have to wonder about such things anymore.

3. Joaquin Phoenix believes he has "a large frog in his hair" and it gives him a "sensation of his brain being eaten". While a seemingly stimulating experience, he apparently does not like this .

4. It's been reported that Celine Dion's once infant son would cry when she sang him a lullaby...which may or may have been the national anthem of her home planet.

5. Paris Hilton has been referred to as "a fart in a mitten. You know it's there. You can't stand it. And, you can't get rid of it." Here she can be seen proving not only the truthfulness of the previous statment, but also that mittens inevitably come in a matching pair.

6. Pepa is a rappa. Just ask raging super hag Janice Dickinson.

I think now that Fact #2 has been discovered, the preceding imbeciles should buy guns and shoot each other. Or take Tara Reid's advice:



"If you all wanna be mean to each other. Just go buy a country and like blow each other up."

So, now you know. And knowing is half the battle. The rest is just waiting for the sweet release of death. --------------->